Naughty Farm Stopover: Wild Ride with German Sisters in Ardèche

First vacation without parents. Me and cousin Jean Mi, both young studs on motorcycles. Convinced the folks it was safe. Cruising Ardèche campsites, but beaches full of family girls. No luck. Balls blue after two weeks. ‘Fuck the beach bitches,’ I said. ‘Tomorrow, moto ride into the hills.’ We blasted off-road trails, dust kicking up, […]