Naughty Stopover: Cruising the Yvelines Woods
Landed at Orly for a quick Paris transit. Rented a car, hotel keycard in wallet for later. Printed map from web—no GPS. Drove south to Yvelines woods, June midday, sun scorching. Traffic jammed, then quiet trees. Parked at lot’s end, suitcase locked in trunk. Four cars dotted around. Pretended phone call, eyes on thick bushes. […]
Walk on the Wild Side: My Naughty Stopover in Bourg-en-Bresse
Swipe the mag card. Door buzzes in the dingy motel off the highway near Bourg-en-Bresse. My stopover crash pad for this temp teaching gig. Room’s a shithole: wobbly bar with compact hi-fi, sagging sofa, pirate chest, cardboard coffee table. Faded wallpaper under lame posters. Window overlooks dim city lights and distant woods. Anonymity hits hard—nobody […]