Naughty Stopover: Gorilla’s Quickie in Rouen’s Ghost Train

Rain pelts Rouen as my train pulls in. Quick stopover before Paris. Drag my roller suitcase through puddles to the impersonal chain hotel by the Seine. Swipe the keycard, elevator hums up. Room 312: neutral beige walls, river view through steamed glass. Unpack fast—tight black stretch pants hug my ass, pink wool sweater clings to […]