Naughty Train Stopover: Wild Fucks in the Mistral Winds

The mistral blasted the train platform like a bitch in heat. I hauled my suitcase off the TGV, freezing my balls off waiting for the pokey autorail to Mende. Audrey’s car pulled up sharp. ‘Hey love, you’re just in time.’ We tossed my bag in the trunk, peeled out toward the mas. Family swarmed us—papé, […]