Naughty Stopover: Birds Spying on My Wild Hotel Fling

Friday evening. Layover in this godforsaken airport city. Dragged my suitcase through the sterile lobby. Keycard buzzed open my room door. View straight onto the runways. Planes taxiing like drunk giants. Collapsed on the bed. Exhausted. Morose. Radio in the bathroom crackled football news. Overpaid jocks rolling on grass, faking agony every three minutes. Hugging […]