Naughty Stopover: Cruising the Yvelines Woods

Landed at Orly for a quick Paris transit. Rented a car, hotel keycard in wallet for later. Printed map from web—no GPS. Drove south to Yvelines woods, June midday, sun scorching. Traffic jammed, then quiet trees. Parked at lot’s end, suitcase locked in trunk. Four cars dotted around. Pretended phone call, eyes on thick bushes. […]